Three expressions

Three expressions:

1. Roses are red, violets are blue.

2. Birds of a feather, flock together.

3. Slime in the ice machine.
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May Marvin Zindler stay as well as he can-
With the recent disease found on hand.
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Three who talk the most:

1. Women.

2. Men.

3. Children.
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They say that men do-
But I have my doubts, as the chatter of
children, whether rain or shine, never appears to be
over and through.
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Three expensive things:

1. 19 mil for the space station toliet.

2. 300-500 dollars for a John Edwards haircut.

3. Over 4 dollars for a gallon of milk.
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How now brown cow-
Your prices continue to wow!
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things About The American Flag

Three things about the American flag:



1. It is red, white, and blue.



2. Betsy Ross sewed the first one in 1776.



3. It needs to be made in this country.

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In Minnesota, by law, the flags must be sewn-

and completed to the text of home grown.

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Three things that the rainy weather has brought:



1. Wet grounds.



2. An uprise in umbrella sales.



3. More skeeters.

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A setting just right-

To create more to bite.

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Three things that postal workers do:



1. Sort the mail.



2. Deliver the mail.



3. Collect dvd's.

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And so the convicted postal worker got his kicks-

By collecting 8000 of his customer's movies from Blockbuster

and Netflix.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things To Keep A Check On

Three things to keep a check on:

1. The weather.

2. The oil and gas in the car.

3. Your health.
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The Community Chamber of Commerce of East
Montgomery County's Health and Wellness
Committee-
Has scheduled its first annual fair on July 28th,
including the subjects of body fat, grip strength,
and heart healthy.
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Three things that are big in Texas:

1. Pride.

2. Land mass.

3. Fights over portions of that land mass.
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And not just by chance-
Am I talking about the King Ranch.
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Three types of puzzles:

1. Children's.

2. Crosswords.

3. Apple's iPhone.
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The last one being for a techie to detect-
The ins and outs through the art of disect.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Examples Of A Perfect Setting For An East Montgomery County Firework Show

Three examples of a perfect setting for an East Montgomery County firework show:

1. A large park.

2. A cool pool, and interesting playground.

3. Fun neighbors and special friends and family listening to a great band.
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In the case of celebrating the Fourth of July, Roman Forest-
Really and truly knows how to do it best.
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Three things about the Roman Forest Fourth of July Parade:

1. Creative.

2. Patriotic.

3. Familiar faces.
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Commissioner Ed Rinehart, and Mr. Z-
The Parade Marshall and a representative from our library.
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Both the police fire department-
Ensuring that the citizens celebration is safely spent.
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Three interesting folks in Roman Forest:

1. The city staff, of course including the Mayor.

2. The Council.

3. Jill, who has made it possible for the world to watch the
Roman Forest July 4th Parade.
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Not only does she upkeep Roman Forest Online-
But through her webcam, the world can check out a
special find.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times