Three Reasons To Monitor Steroid Use In High School Sports

Three reasons to monitor steroid use in high school sports:

1. It's not good for the athletes.

2. It's not supposed to be taken.

3. It levels the field.
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Those who compete steroid free-
Would compete in an equal playing field as it should be.
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Three terms for steroids used by athletes:

1. Stamnia.

2. Strength.

3. Cheating.
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It doesn't take a whiz-
To call it exactly what it is.
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Three places where many toys should come from:

1. Santa.

2. The USA.

3. Anyplace that can manage to make them with no lead included.
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Toys are for play-
Not to be reckoned with as the cause of health problems at a later day.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Places One Might Find Convicted Felons

Three places one might find convicted felons:



1. In prison.



2. At home, after serving their prison sentence.



3. Running for city council.

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The majority of those type of convictions do not disappear-

But in some cases, the acts are put in the clear.

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Three things that one might see on the way to work

this morning:



1. Traffic.



2. Billboards.



3. Motorists sporting sweaters.

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As a rule-

It isn't generally this cool.

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Three places you might expect to find lead:



1. In old paint.



2. In any toy coming from China.



3. In the lipstick.

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Surely there will be a race-

To eliminate any lead, that is applied to the face.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Places For A Beauty Pageant

Three places for a beauty pageant:

1. Atlantic City.

2. Las Vegas.

3. Prison.
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In Columbia, beauty appears to be alive and well-
Competing directly from within the jail cell.
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Three things about Montgomery County:

1. It is located in Texas.

2. It's population is growing.

3. It now has a prescription discount card.
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The Montgomery County Rx Discount Card-
The use of it entails a 20 percent discount reward.
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Three ways to enjoy the day:

1. Look around.

2. Be glad for what you have.

3. Be glad for what others have.
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Especially when they get off basically scott free-
Enjoy the fact that this is the way it will always be.
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Three things that Grandma's do:

1. Bake cookies.

2. Tell family stories.

3. Teach the grandchildren to steal.
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Grandmothers of another kind-
Hopefully they are few and hard to find.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Ways To Win A Foot Race

Three ways to win a foot race:

1. Practice, practice, practice.

2. Run like the wind.

3. Skip two checkpoints.
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The Mexican politician-
Did what he had to do, in order to win.
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Three enlightening sentences regarding a drunk driver "accident":

1. It could have happened to anyone.

2. A sober person would not have had time to react.

3. Intoxication makes no difference.
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A tale of perception and wit-
Taken from a lawyer, paid to get off the daughter, of a judge, who was driving drunk,
at three times over the limit.
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Three places to find a Taco Bell:

1. In any given small town.

2. Within any large town.

3. In Mexico.
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A taco to order-
Over the actual border.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Important Things That Happened This Week

Three important things that happened this week:

1. A tv star got out of rehab.

2. A starlet got married for the third time.

3. Your child got a great report card.
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What happens in our own personal nest-
Tends to outweigh all the rest.
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Three things for sale on the side of the road:

1. Flags.

2. Shrimp.

3. Flowers.
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In Harris County, the act for animals to be sold-
By law, has now been permanently put on hold.
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Three things that teachers are expected to do:

1. Teach.

2. Grade papers.

3. Act appropriately.
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Proper role models are more important than ever-
As we continue on with this nation's child-raising endeavor.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things To Do When Crossing The Street

Three things to do when crossing the street:



1. Look to the left.



2. Look to the right.



3. Repeat 1 and 2 again.

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Especially for us older folks walking around-

For the rate is too high, for us getting run down.

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Three ways to prove that you graduated from high school:



1. You studied hard.



2. You have a diploma.



3. All the folks at your high school reunion can vouch for you.

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Graduations from 1940-1965 at New Caney High-

Were much celebrated of earlier days gone by.

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Three things halted for the Columbus Day holiday:



1. Banking.



2. Mail delivery.



3. Any other government office.

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But the city, county, and state business will still go on-

Same goes for when you look outside, your set out garbage, will be gone.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times