Three Ways To Make Someone Smile

Three ways to make someone smile:

1. Hire some clowns.

2. Play a funny movie.

3. Smile at them.
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No muss-
Just one smile that is contagious.
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Three things that we are told over and over again:

1. Look both ways, before crossing the street.

2. Don't leave the child alone in the bathtub.

3. Do not attempt to beat the train.
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Things can get rough-
When folks don't pay attention to the old stuff.
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Three things that postal workers should do:

1. Sort the mail.

2. Deliver the mail.

3. Only read and keep their own mail.
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It's when they delve into other people's mail-
Is when the job position becomes a total fail.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Things That Are 29 Years Old

Three things that are 29 years old:



1. The first CBS broadcast of the Super Bowl shown at night.



2. The preferred age aka per your mother-in-law.



3. The Children's Christmas Parade in Conroe.

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The 29th annual one, with the Grand Marshall being U.S. Rep.

Kevin Brady-

This Saturday, including more than 70 groups involved, for the whole town to enjoy and see.

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Three occasions when slow is not better:



1. When you're hungry, and the food is baking.



2. When you're in a hurry, and are stuck in traffic.



3. When you need approval from the insurance company, in order to have a proceedure to save your life.

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Too much red tape can make it too late-

Leading to the lessening of survival, regarding a patients' fate.

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Three smells in the air:



1. Fruitcake.



2. Fudge.



3. Peppermint.

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Candy canes, red and white-

Decorating the landscape, both

left and right.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Places To Get A Prescription

Three places to get a prescription:

1. At a drugstore.

2. At a large retail store.

3. In a vending machine.
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At the doctor's office, on the way out-
Convenience, at its best, will leave no
doubt.
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Three ways to cure that sinus problem:

1. Take too many antiobiotics that won't
work anymore.

2. Apply a nasal spray.

3. Bear it, and then just wait it out.
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They say that this too shall pass-
Without all the antiobiotics that we amass.
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Three Christmas overdo's:

1. Eating.

2. Drinking.

3. Lead.
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Still going strong in the toys-
Intended for all the girls and boys.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times

Three Places To Spot Santa Claus

Three places to spot Santa Claus:



1. At the North Pole.



2. At the mall.



3. At the R.B. Tullis Library, in New Caney.

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From 5:30pm to 7pm on December 10-

Let the official lighting of the Christmas tree, begin.

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Three who visit museums:



1. Those interested in history.



2. Those who want to recapture the past.



3. Those related to prominent figures of the past.

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Richard Baily, the great, great, grandson of Dr. Charles B. Stewart, visited the Heritage Museum in Conroe, Montgomery County-

To research the former physician, political activist, and designer of the Texas flag, that he deservedly is acknowledged to be.

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Three good things about so many folks running for president:



1. There is much variety.



2. There is much choice.



3. There are plenty of distractions to take us away from the present administration.

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Questions for those who may serve at a later day-

Gives the present ones relief, with the opportunity to be unquestionably, and quietly tucked away.

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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times