Three Breakfast Faces

Three breakfast faces:

1. Jimmy Dean.

2. The Quaker oatmeal man.

3. Frank L. White.
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Research in Michigan, set the tone-
To acquire the man on the box of
Cream of Wheat, who died in 1938,
a long overdue tombstone.



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Three things that 50 cents used to buy:

1. A pound of coffee. (1920)

2. One dozen sugar donuts. (1960)

3. A loaf of sliced white bread. (1980)
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The dollar price for a daily paper will cease-
As Wall Street Journal readers. will see a 50 cent
increase.
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Three things that are obvious when they are missing:

1. Your car keys.

2. The remote.

3. Ronald McDonald.
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Shame on you-
Whoever in Vermont, took the childrens' Ronald McDonald
statue.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times