Three Scary Things

Three scary things:

1. Spiders.

2. Wolfman.

3. CBS newswriters going on strike.
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Reporting the news-
Without a single clue.
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Three ways to clean up stuff:

1. Use a rag.

2. Use soap.

3. Slow down on that bread.
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Supposed to be-
An aid in becoming acne free.
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Three ways to figure a person's personality:

1. Look at their face.

2. Look at their dress.

3. Check out their license plate.
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A public sign-
For what goes on in the inner mind.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times