Three Things That Upper Middle Class Housewives Do

Three things that upper middle class housewives do:

1. Carpool.

2. Play tennis.

3. Indulge in prescription drugs.
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To ease the pain-
With that extra uplift to gain.
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Three things about today:

1. It is the long awaited Monday morning.

2. It is the 22nd day of the month.

3. It is Derek Jacobi's birthday.
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"I Claudius" have come to find-
That the years have passed, and I am now 69.
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Three examples of gems:

1. Diamonds.

2. Best friends.

3. The Jewel theater sign.
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In Humble, once painted and refreshed-
The downtown sign will sparkle and look its best.
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Mary Elizabeth Rumsey
Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times